

John Register: Martini, 1994
Bein fat is good and normal and its hot and its morally neutral and its the best thing ever and it's just a way some people exist
Food is good and has no moral alignment and is awesome and is a way to express love and is just a thing we as organisms need

disability insurance rejected even offering extremely expensive coverage to my best friend due to an autoimmune condition. so…
John Wick + “Yeah”.
John Wick (2014)
John Wick Chapter 2 (2017)
John Wick Chapter 3 Parabellum (2019)
John Wick Chapter 4 (2023) - Final Trailer
Genuinely can’t stand the new favouritism towards video format. You want me to spend a whole two minutes listening to someone say out loud a paragraph I could read in 20 seconds?
(This is about tiktok. I hate tiktok.)

It’s not just tiktok, it’s everything. I’m tired of clicking on news articles and instead finding it’s a video I have to watch. I’m tired of being sent to a video when I want to learn about a new thing instead of an article I can skim in less than a minute. You mean you want me to sit through an entire video, listening for the one kernel of information that’s buried in there that I’m interested in? Nah, man, life is too short to waste it like that. I don’t know why any of you like videos lmao.
Billy Eichner and Luke MacFarlane in
BROS (2022) dir. Nicholas Stoller